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Goofy Gupta Gabb'in 

If Dr. Gupta could only hear the talk that has been floating around on the Internet about him, his ears would be burning.


Ann Stewart: I want his baby. I'm a butt white Irish woman. I would love to have little Sanjay's. I love his dark complexion. I figure if I hook up with a butt white man. I'm gonna have butt white babies. So Sanjay would definitely be my dream dude. He's not married yet to anybody so maybe you will get to meet him. He may love German women. You never know what men will love and your bilingual. That's great. You could impress him with that.

Vanessa: You are right. A blond girl would look good next to him.
A friend of mine who is German to married a man with Italian parents. Her two children are so good looking. The perfect skin color not too light and not to dark. Her daughter loves me, because behind my home I have a huge lake were you can water-ski. Dr. Gupta would like it.
Your page is great I like specially the picture where Dr. Gupta stays. You can not find a lot of picture like these also the pool pictures are hot. My mom doesn't like the pool picture because she thinks Dr. Gupta is to hairy, but I think it just looks masculine. I think it is belongs to him.
I admire Dr. Gupta for his personality. He stands up for what is right not everybody does it. I know a lot of guys they are rich and good looking, but if they loose everything they are not anymore attractive. Dr. Gupta I think is also a lot of fun if you have to live with him in a poor neighborhood.
A new information maybe about Dr. Gupta. He said on TV he doesn't need any Valentines Day, because you should show your sweetheart everyday how much you love her.
I personally like that idea.

Ann Stewart: I would love to round up all the Gupta lov'in girls and take them to Atlanta. That includes you Vanessa. You are now officially a Gupta Lov'in Girl. You have a title. So ware it proudly. Does that make you feel like a groupie or something?


Vanessa: I don't know I am not to much of a club person. I will adore Gupta even he looses his pretty face in a car accident (I hope this will never happen) I am scared to make a trip to Atlanta and get in trouble with Dr. Gupta. It is not worth it. I rather like to see a happy Dr. Gupta not a cranky one.

Ann Stewart: Yeah it's not nice to be called a groupie, but I don't think it is as bad to idolize a doctor as it would be to idolize a rock star. I think Gupta is a better role model. What do you think?


Vanessa: You are right. Thats why I would have children with him, if he wants to have children with me. He is an outstanding role model. I have a great idea. I would love to cook for all Dr. Gupta loving girl and him. This would be so much fun to spoil all of you.

Ann Stewart: I'd like to do anything for Dr. Gupta period. I'd drink his bath water or lick his shoes. The only thing is how to figure out how to get to do it. Do you ever have a dream you saved some beautiful man's life, or you were there for him at his biggest hour of need like during some trial or tribulation he was going though, and that would cause him to be so grateful to you? Than he would just be dedicated to you for the rest of your life? I got that dream. It may not be Dr. Gupta, but It'll be somebody. But if you want to cook for me, hey I'm game, but you live a little far away. I understand your obsession with Dr. Gupta. I like hearing stories from other women about how they are obsessed with men. It makes me feel normal.

Vanessa: I want to have a new person to run president. I would like to see Dr. Gupta running. He would make a lot of girls happy. The only problem who will be the first lady. I would help him out. Take all my comments. I stay behind it. I hope it is not to silly that Dr. Gupta is still to young to run for President. Yeah Dr. Gupta is the best. Yippy

Ann Stewart: Sanjay For Governor of Georgia, I like that. How about you? As least maybe you would get to see more of him on TV, and we could all turn in applications to apply to be the first lady of Georgia. Yeh, they could hold a contest for Gupta girls to see who is the most qualified to be Sanjay wife.

Sindhu Kumar: Ann, Vanessa, Jennifer and Becky honeys: I'm am back with a bang!!

Becky B.: You know girls that CNN doctor is cute, but you girls got to get over him. He again all that and a bag of chips.

Ann Stewart: That's a matter of opinion Becky. He is all that and a big bag of 42 oz Doritos.
I think Sanjay is God Gupta. I am going into Gupta God worship now.
Shall we all pray.
Dear God Gupta
Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Gupta my health to keep.
If I dream before I wake.
I pray the Gupta my body will take.
Amen

Sindhu Kumar: I love that prayer.

Guava: I like those new pictures of Dr. Sanjay, like that one with him wearing a shiny (silk?) tie. It's a different look for him than what I usually see. I also like the Gupta prayer. I'm going to post that at InfoHunks if you don't mind.

Ann Stewart: Guava--That why I asked you, your like my master Yoda or something.
Only I'm sure you are much better looking, but you know Yoda was pretty cute. Hey Guava Jelly girl--Thanks for the link to the spell check. I will link it to the new debate site I am working on now. You are my Master Yoda. I cometh to you in my times of internet need. You are the goddess of the internet to me. I am chanting "I am not worthy. I am not worthy" Hey that's what I did on the Dr. God Gupta site. It must be a pattern in me.

Jennifer: I really liked that funny prayer
you posted of Ann's Guava.
She acts like that all the time.
On the drive to Atlanta she started
singing Green Acres and acting like Zaza Gavor.
and making silly faces to kids in other cars.
The kids all laugh at her.
She also does a good Scooby doo impression and
she does a funny Elvis's screaming fan.
You would have to meet her to find out
how funny she really is.
I think growing up with all those brothers
of hers warped her mind.
She should take it on the road.
It would be a good act.
Either that or she could
join the circus.
We need more comedy in our lives.


Ann Stewart: I was watching Dr. God Gupta on American Mornings today. He stated he found a new study that reports that people who listen to fast upbeat tempo music tend to have higher IQ's, and I thought to myself, now how did I turn out to be such a dumb ass than? I have listened to upbeat fast tempo music all my life. I wish I could ask Dr. God Gupta who makes up these studies anyway, and has Dr God Gupta ever thought that maybe they're a bunch of dumb ass too? I mean I'm no genius, but I should be up there with Einstein with as much fast tempo music as I listen to. I would love to ask Dr. God Gupta if he knows what heavy metal headbang'in rock music lov'in freaks would go out and pay for a silly study like anyway?
But you know Dr. Gupta I do love you, and don't you ever stop giving those silly little medical report. I think the next medical resource study they should do should be, does watching Dr. God Gupta on TV improve your IQ, or just make your mouth water? That would be an interesting study. I personally think it does both.


JOY: ANN--GOOD SHOW GOLDIE GIRL. WE NEED TO SHOW MORE SUPPORT FOR OUR LOCAL NEWS MEN. YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO DAN MILLER IS. YOU NEED TO STOP WATCHING CNN AND START WATCHING SOME OF THE LOCAL NEWS. THEY ARE THE PEOPLE WHO TAKE CARE OF INFORMING US. YOU WOULD KNOW IF A BOMB BLEW UP IN CHINA, BUT YOU WOULD NOT KNOW IF SOMEONE GOT SHOT IN YOUR BACK OWN YARD. I HAVE TO UPDATE YOU ON THINGS THAT GO ON IN NASHVILLE. YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE HANDSOME HOMEBOYS WE GOT ON TV HERE, BUT STILL A GOOD SHOW ON THE BLOG GOLDIE GIRL. I STILL HAVEN'T MADE A DECESION ON WHO TO VOTE FOR, BUT I DO TAKE IT SERUOISLY.
SEE YOU TOMORROW AND I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO BE CALLED A DARK ANGEL ON THE INTERNET. IT MAKES ME SOUND CREEPY.
HAVE A GREAT DAY GOLDIE
JOY TO THE WORLD

Ann Stewart: I thought you was kinda creepy Joy.

Sindhu Kumar: howdy ladies: nice to hear anne being animated today.

Ann Stewart: I'm animated? I never knew. Thanks for telling me Sindhu.
Dr. Gupta....I am such a big fan of his. I think he's a He-God....Would love to be his She-God. I think we could just Go-Godd'in together or something, but I'm a silly girl. He's a little too smart for me. He's to much God. I feel like I'm becoming an Internet pimp for man pictures. That's a scary feeling.
Well Sanjay is so smart. You know I heard the first born child in a family is considered to be the one's who genetically have the best chance of having a higher IQ, and I thought to myself. Man....I'm number six in my family. Dear God!!! What does that make me? I was like born to be a dumbass
I think Dr God Gupta should run for president. Us Gupta Girls would support him. He can have all my money. He can have my car, my house, my truck. He can even have my dog. That's if he likes Taco Bell dogs.
Hey Pink
If you ever see Sanjay again, tell him this. If he ever decides he wants a girlfriend. The Gupta Girls are standing in line. There's about 9 or 10 girls on line just wait to get a chance to hook up with him.
Hey if your into the 2004 Election come join us at http://election2004.4t.com That's a very active discussion thread going on over there. All comments are always welcome even if your comment is about your brother's uncle's sister's pet dog's political opinion. I what to know what that dog thinks.

Pinkpanter: Ok, I wanted to let out a huge scream this morning when Paging Dr. Gupta time rolled around and who do I see but that awful Elizabeth Cohen!! I hate seeing her!! missing the daily dose of Gupta smile is a killer!!)

Ann Stewart: I know what you mean Pink. I love Sanjay more than Oxygen. If I had to choose between him and the air I breathe. I would just have to die.
Well Pink I'm at work now so I better get back to work, no time to talk about Sanjay love....But before I go, I remember watching this really funny guy on VH1, who said he was obsessed with Molly Ringwall in the 80's, (sorry I can't spell her name,) but the guy said he would've cut off his right nut to be with her. That's kinda how I feel about Sanjay. I'd cut off my right nut if I had one. I don't think that would impress him though. By the way I dig your user name. Unless that's really your real name or something. If it is, your momma's weird.

Pinkpanter: Gee, take it easy Ann! We don't want to look like crazy whacko stalkers here!! How about I make you a blow up Sanjay doll. Then you can look at him all you want and stop talkin' crazy!! You're starting to scare me!!

JOY: YOU GOT TO OVER LOOK GOLDIE PINKPANTHER. WE ALL THINK SHE'S TAKING SOME HAPPY DRUGS. WE NOT SURE WHAT SHE IS ON, BUT WE KNOW WHATEVER IT IS IT'S GOOD AND STRONG OR SHE WOULDN'T ACT LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME. YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE SOME OF THE STUFF THAT FLYS OUT OF HER MOUTH. WORKING WITH HER IS LIKE WORKING WITH A REAL NUT. BUT WE LOVE THE FREAK. WHATEVER DRUGS SHE TAKING I WANT SOME.


Ann Stewart: Now listen here dark dirty angel. I only act like this to make your life more exciting, cause you are a very boring person. I just don't want you to get bored here at work. It makes the day go by faster if we put a little silly stuff in our life.
And pink I would never try to contact him, (well I wouldn't say never) I went to Emory Hospital once, but I didn't do nothing, but go in once and than played in the park that was by the hospital. I wouldn't call that stalking or anything. I'm always to sacred to get in trouble.
And by the way dark dirty angel or sexy caring queen thing or whatever, I don't have any drugs, but if I did I wouldn't share them with you.
Thanks for that link Pink. I just saw the picture I will post it. You are so cool drool. How do you know all this stuff? Are you the all mighty God Gupta's keeper or something? That guy is his little brother? He's so handsome too. It runs in the family. I will post it for the younger generation of God Gupta worshipers.

JOY: BORING? I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW IT HAS BEEN SAID BY MANY THAT I AM A SWEET, KIND, CARING PERSON WHO IS A JOY TO BE AROUND. THAT'S WAY I'M JOY TO THE WORLD.DO I SOUND ARRIGONT?
ANYWAY I'M NOT BORING. SO WATCH IT OR I'LL SHAVE YOUR HEAD WITH MY DULL SISOURS. (SORRY I CAN'T SPELL THAT)


Ann Stewart: By the way Pink
Do you have a blow up Sanjay doll I can have?

Pinkpanter: God, Ann--you actually went to Emory Hospital looking for him? Yikes!! Do we need to file a restraining order to protect our dear Sanjay?? But I bet you're not the only one who's done that. I almost feel sorry for the guy. I bet he really does have stalkers (but NOT on this site, right girls?) Keep it clean!! Ok, Ann, I think you really do need that blow up Sanjay doll. Maybe you can convince some executives at CNN that it would be a good marketing tool...In fact, maybe they could do research studies by putting the smiley Sanjay doll in the hospital rooms of female patients and see how fast they recover! It's worked for me! (Ok, I don't have the doll, but like I said before, if I didn't have my daily dose of Gupta smile I'd be insane by now after two years in bed and I'm only 28). And now you're reminding me S.G. is on vacation and I get no smile, just icky Elizabeth Cohen!

Ann Stewart: And by the I'm harmless I would never stalk Sanjay, but I worry sometime when you make a web shrine on somebody, if people start to thinking your are a stalker. I will take that Sanjay blow up doll though.
They could market it on the Internet. It would sale big here. I'm not the only woman in love with Sanjay. They are everywhere on the Internet. I'm sure everywhere else too. We worship him. Gupta God Worship is in secession now. So bow your head and pray.

Guava: As I read about pinkpanther's mind like a "steel trap" that has picked up little tidbits mentioned on the air over the years about Sanjay and that stash of Sanjay tapes, it occurs to me that pink could probably make one heck of a nice fan/tribute site to Dr. Sanjay if she's ever so inclined. I don't know what kind of connections a person needs to make such a site "official" but I bet you've got them as well. Anyway, it's just an idea that popped into my head (while munching on my Doritos) that I couldn't keep to myself.

Women Who Love American Morning Men  


Maria Elcher: BILL HEMMER YUMMY

Rena: WE BOTH LOVE BILL.

Ann Stewart: You know Maria Bill Hemmer is yummy. That statement reminds me that I have always wanted the chance to compare Bill Hemmer to food. Bill Hemmer would be yummier than a banana spilt, and I bet he would taste much better than a hot fudge Sunday. I wonder what a Billy Burger would taste like too? It would be so nice to have Billy Boy wrapped between two buns with a little secret sauce. I wonder if you got the chance to eat a Billy Boy Burger, would you get full on it, or would you need some fries to go with that? Well Maria, I bet you think his hot dog, would be delicious too. I hear he's still single. Maria you write in a lot about Billy Boy Hemmer. I hope you get to meet the handsome stud someday.

Sindhu Kumar: Got my fix of Sanjay this morning. Bill Hemmer, Andy Serwer and Jack Cafferty looked dapper and were full of laughs today.

Ann Stewart: Sindhu--I am so glad you got to see our God Gupta today, because I didn't. Thanks for that report Sindhu. I have recorded his work almost everyday, but today Jeffrey Toobin legal advisor was on at 7:45 instead of Sanjay on American Mornings, but I didn't get to watch all of the show from the beginning. Jeff was looking beautiful though.

Sunshine is for Lou Dobbs and Aaron Brown 


Sunshine: For the love of God why did you do all the terrific sites on all these terrific men, but forgot the best one of all like Lou Dobbs. Lou even has his own show, you left off Aaron Brown and a bunch of other good anchors too. But Hey I'm not making the micky of you. I love what you have done, just don't forget about the others. They work hard too to keep us informed too.

Ann Stewart: Good morning sunshine
I'm sorry if I missed your favorite news dudes. I will do a post on them from that comment you just gave.
Thanks

Silly God Talk 


Ann Stewart: Ladies I just recorded a triple God treat. My precious angel Sanjay was on Anderson Cooper’s 360 show, also was the Angel Ash-Har reporting from Pakistan. Sanjay was doing a report on the illegal drug that Rush Limbaugh has been reported to be accused of taking and Ash-Har was doing a report on how Pakistan was dealing with fighting Al Qaeda. Joy I hope you got a chance to he him. Ash-Har was looking totally eatable with his beard on his Godly face and Anderson was as Spock as ever. No Clingon could ever be as cute as Anderson. My beloved Sanjay’s hair has grown out a little. Sanjay it looks good on you baby and I love all the new ties you have been seen in lately. He had on that black one with white spots again. Ladies I would like to buy those sweet men some ties and send them to CNN. I bet Bill would like some ties too. What do you girls think?

JOY: LAST NIGHT ANN CALLED ME AND TOLD ME WHEN ASH WAS GOING TO BE ON. OOOOOOOOH I WAS HAPPY TO SEE HIM, JUST LOOKING AT THAT MAN ON TV FED MY DUCK. MY DUCK IS NOW FULL OF YUMMY ASH-HAR VISIONS. MY DUCK NEEDED A GOD MEAL AND IT GOT ONE. THANKS ASH====YOUR A YUMMY VISION. WHEN CAN MY DUCK EXPECT TO FEED ON YOU AGAIN?

Ann Stewart: Joy your Duck thing has got to die or fly high...one or the other.

Jet: Hey Joy, I'm glad to hear your duck got fed. I need Bill to feed my duck in person! I wonder where Bill shops? I wonder what he buys? Hmmmmmm. Did he mention when he was leaving for CA or when he might be on. I will need to tape CNN 24/7 to make sure I don't miss a minute. Just thinking about what he is going to look like is getting me hot. Glasses or no glasses. Polished or that slight "I just rolled out of bed" look he had the day after the power outage. He must be real hot looking when he wakes up. I could just see it...no shirt, or maybe no clothes,his hair a bit tousled, maybe a five o'clock shadow. It's getting hot in here!!!!!!!!!!!

Ann Stewart: Jet take a cold shower. See if that will help. I heard it works for men and I don't know about you though.

Jet: It doesn't work.

Scarlet Termite: Bill does not eat like we humans do. He is a space alien and walks the street at night looking for humans who watch Fox News to lure into dark alleyways so he can suck out their brains with a bendy straw.

Jet: He can lure me into a dark anything, anytime. I draw the line at sucking out my brains though. He can suck anything else of mine he likes.

JOY'S Duck Needs a Bill 


JOY: HI I'M JOY---I'M ANN'S BUDDY FROM WORK. I'M 24 YEARS OLD AND I LOVE TO TALK ABOUT HANDSOME HUNKS. I THINK THERE IS A LOT OF HUNKS ON CNN. I DON'T GET TO SEE THEM ALL THE TIME, BUT I LIKE THE INTERNET---- YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND PICTURES OF CUTE GUYS ON THE WEB. I LIKE DAVID BOWIE, JOHN CUSACK, BILL HEMMER, AND THAT NEW GUYS ASH IS TOTALLY EATABLE. I'D EAT HIM.

I GOT TO FEED MY DUCK===IT'S SO HUNGRY. DAMN THING AIN'T BEEN FEED IN SO LONG. BILL, SANJAY, THOMAS, ASH-SAR, KRIS, RICHARD, WOLF OR ONE OF THOSE CNN MEN SHOULD COME FEED MY DUCK. MY DUCK IS SO UNHAPPY. IT'S BEEN LONELY FOR SO LONG. YOU KNOW? HOW DOES YOUR DUCK FEEL SCARLET, SINDY OR MARIA? IS YOUR DUCK HUNGRY TOO? MINE IS STARVING. IT NEEDS A NICE GODLY MEAL.

Maria: Joy your being silly right? What is your duck? R U talking about your woman thing?

JOY: COOOOME ON MARIA NOW===DIDN'T YOU EVER SEE A DUCK? IT HAS FEATHERS AND WINGS AND A BILL. WELL I DON'T HAVE BILL, BUT MY DUCK HAS ONE. MY DUCK IS DIFFERENT, MY DUCK HAS FUR. IT'S A FURRY ANIMAL LIKE ANN SAID BILL HEMMER LIKES TO SLEEP WITH. SO I THINK BILL WOULD LIKE TO SLEEP WITH MY DUCK.

MY DUCK AND BILL WOULD REALLY GO TOGETHER WELL. YOU KNOW DUCKS NEED BILL'S SO THEY CAN EAT.

Maria: Joy you are silly, but I like that. This must be why you and Ann are friends. You both say silly things. Keep it up. I love it. I hope you get your duck feed soon.

JOY: ME TOO.--MY DUCK NEEDS A BILL TO FEED. IT REALLY DOESN'T HAVE ONE. I JUST THOUGHT IT DID, BUT NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH===IT'S BEEN A LONELY DUCK WITHOUT A BILL FOR TOO LONG. THAT'S WHY IT'S STARVING AND CAN'T EAT. IT NEEDS BILL.

Scarlet Termite: Joy, I gotta stop reading your posts at work. I am getting very odd looks because I am cracking up over here!

Jet: I have the terminal illness as well guys...but I don't want to be cured. Bill can French kiss me and impregnate me anytime!! I like the part about 3 days in the warm cozy bed, drinking wine and making passionate love, but it must be with Bill. Sanjay is cute but only Bill will do for me. I bet there would be some impregnating taking place in those 3 days!!

Ann Stewart: Joy you and that duck thang you got going is defiantly worthy of a post. You are so darn funny freaky friend.
 

A Cure for Hemmernitist 



Ann Stewart: I would like to report a sighting of a creepy space creature. A creepy space creature has been living in New York pretending to be a nice boy from Cincinnati, Ohio. He works at CNN and goes by the name of Bill Hemmer. During the day he looks like a nice normal guy. But at night he changes in to this hot alien thing. He has been known to jump inside of women's mouths and implant his alien creatures inside of them. Be careful ladies, because you will think he is just a lonely alien trying to give you a French kiss, but truly he is impregnating you with his alien spores. That's how he regenerates himself every morning to wake up and do another show on CNN's American Mornings. You see once he infects you......you could be sick for life. The alien spores will shot though your mouth and somehow make it's way into your blood stream in a matter of seconds. That's right ladies, it will only take seconds for the alien spores to hit your brain and completely take over your mind. Dr. Sanjay Gupta calls this stage of the alien given disease Hemmernitist. Dr. Gupta says the infected women will being to shake and her legs will get weak. She will start to tremble and fall to the ground and beg for more spores to be implanted. Once a woman has been infected, she must get shots from Dr. Sanjay Gupta to get over it. Dr. Gupta has the only known cure. You must go though God Gupta's therapy as well to recover from this disease. Dr. Gupta's theory consists of 3 days with him in a warm cozy bed, drinking wine and making passionate love with him. That is the only known cure for Hemmernitist.




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